The meanest thing I have ever done is When I was in 5th grade, me and a buddy (who we will call "Mohammed") were ditching class, running through the halls at school trying to cause some trouble. We went into the bathroom and we were doing karate kicks into toilet-stall doors, which was big fun until it turned out that one of the toilets had some other kid sitting on it trying be all quiet so no one knew he was in there taking a crap at school. Well, we did not know he was there, so one of us, Mohammed or I, did a flying kick into his stall and, to that poor kid's great suprise, he took a steel door right to face. He was knocked out for about ten seconds, but as soon as we heard him start screaming in agony we ran away as fast as we cold. That I think was pretty mean.

I've been told I resemble this celebrity: Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, I get it all the time.

One thing I hate that everyone else loves is: Hyperbole and Schadenfreude

Two books everyone should read are: Huckleberry Finn and a Collection of Arthur Conan Doyle.

My favorite tv show to watch as a kid was: MacGyver

The question they should ask here is: Are you currently or have you ever been a member of a violent street gang?

My theme song is More Than Words by Extreme

If you have a pet, it better not be it can be anything really, as long as there is not more than two of them

If I were a super hero, I would be wearing a better disguise

The quickest way to my heart is with a smile The quickest way to my bed is through the southern-most window and in the morning, I like my eggs cooked avec fromage

The person I'd like to tell off most is not worth the time, but okay - That soccer-mom in the giant freakin SUV who cut me off

The movie version of my life should be titled When Harry Met Sally and They Decided to Drive to New York Seperately

Cardigans makes me sweat.

Two things I can't live without are coffee and a good pair of running shoes

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was this, of course

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not sleeping, I'm Trail Running in Palos

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are if you are a current or former gang member and there are really more than two deal breakers...

Deep dish or thin crust

Black or Cream and Sugar

Cats or Dogs

McCain or Barack

Starbucks or Intelligentsia

Improv Olympic or Second City

Art Institute or MCA

Wireless or landline

Yoga or aerobics

White linen or red checkered tablecloth

Movies or Live Theater

Tribune or Sun-Times

Cow's milk or soy milk

Dinner and a movie or Pizza and a rental

Gym workout or bike ride

White Sox or Cubs