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Characteristics
Gender:
Woman
Current Status:
Single
Looking for:
Friends, Romance
Body Type:
Average
Eyes:
Green
Height:
5' 04"
Hair Type:
Brown, Red, It changes
Age:
19
Seeks:
Man or Woman for Dating

Man or Woman for Friendship

Profile
Education:
Some college
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Religion:
Atheist
Political Leanings:
Liberal
Neighborhood:
Fuck-my-current-neighborhood-ville / Wrigleyville
City:
Chicago
Occupation:
I scoop ice cream and watch free theatre
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Definitely. But definitely not now.
Habits
Smoking:
Regularly, heavy smoker, heavy lover
Drinking:
I drink beer
Drugs:
Depends on which one
Personality
I get around town via: Public transportation, Walk
My dietary preferences are: Conscious Omnivore, I'm poor. This is not helpful
I spend my free time: Reading, Watching movies, Sex, Live music, Sewing

Heavy smoker, heavy lover

How exactly do you write about yourself on here without coming off as an ass or pathetic…or you know, just a total fucking idiot? I don’t know, but here I am anyway.
I’m not necessarily looking for something entirely all that serious right away. I’m more interested in the process of getting to know someone and whatever happens with that happens.


Me:
Visible (and not visible) tattoos/piercings
Average height and weight
I make a lot of my clothing.
I’m rather independent. I like being alone, but I also like the option of calling someone up and being like, “Hey, what are you doing?...Oh? Well, you should probably come over to my place instead.” and having there be no hesitation on the other end.
Favorite: being intertwined in bed with someone while watching a movie on my lap top and chain smoking cigarettes.
Favorite: cornering myself off at a party with someone and observing the rest of the party (pointing out the douche bags, who is hitting on who, who just accidentally ashed in their beer and then took a sip).
Favorite: looking in my fridge/pantry and making a giant meal out of incredibly random food together


You:
Tall(er)
Tattoos/piercings, please?
Compassionate
Not a complete asshole. I wont take your shit. Trust me.
Hold similar interests as me (music, art, etc)
Having goals for yourself…yeah, that’s attractive
I like to:
Compliment strangers.
Chain smoke while drunk.
Cook/Bake.
Collect things.
Smoke cigarettes in bed.
Sew.
Stay socially and politically aware.
Be a crafty mother fucker.
Laugh at inappropriate times.
Spend a ridiculous amount of time grocery shopping.
Avoid wearing pants.
Artists:
Botticelli
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
Henry Darger
Egon Schiele
Francesca Woodman
Mary Ellen Mark
Barbara Crane
Music:
She & Him
Bright Eyes
Melanie Safka
Jenny Lewis/Rilo Kiley
PJ Harvey
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Sleater-Kinney
Simon & Garfunkel
Neko Case
Cat Power
Cursive
Elliott smith
The New Pornographers
Jenny Lewis/Rilo Kiley
Yeasayer
The Dirty Projectors
Authors/Poets:
Charlotte Perkins Gilman
Daniel Clowes
Charles Bukowski
Tim O'Brien
E.E. Cummings
Kurt Vonnegut

Essay

My favorite physical activity is: haha..uhh

One thing I love that everyone else hates is: insects. all of them.

The first thing I do when I wake up is: smoke a cigarette

If I could change one thing about Chicago, it would be: my little sister was here.

One thing people are surprised to find out about me is: my full name: Monique. "that's a black girl's name"

The last concert I went to was: Monsters of Folk

My favorite tv show to watch as a kid was: Are you afraid of the dark... (with one eye closed)

Fill in the Blank

If you have a pet, it better not be a rat like dog

Not being able to tell what are your limbs or mine is my favorite way to end an evening.

If I were a super hero, I would be not making one of these

The quickest way to my heart is the right good morning text message The quickest way to my bed is a gritty comment and in the morning, I like my eggs cooked by myself

The person I'd like to tell off most is that guy who drove over the pedestrian line at a red light

Two things I can't live without are Burts Bees Wax and physical contact

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are using the word retarded and not knowing the differences between there, their, and they're

My Preferences

Lollapalooza or Pitchfork

Deep dish or thin crust

Black or Cream and Sugar

Cats or Dogs

Glad about the Olympics or Mad about the Olympics

Art Institute or MCA

Wireless or landline

TV Land or MeTV

Grab a Red Eye or bring a book for the commute

White linen or red checkered tablecloth

Lincoln Park or Wicker Park

Steak or sushi

Facets or Odd Obsessions

IKEA or used

Movies or Live Theater

NBC Office or BBC Office

Reckless Records or Best Buy

Gym workout or bike ride

Red Line or Blue Line

Instant Message or Text Message

El or Taxi

Old Style or Goose Island

Beer or wine

Goodman or Red Moon

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