My most embarrassing moment was when: Okay, funny story. A few years ago, the Boston Herald sent me and my photographer to the Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival in Tennessee. The festival started on a Thursday but, because we got press passes, we decided to sneak in on Wednesday. We went backstage and immediately decided to look for the keg. We hunted everywhere, until we found ourselves inside of a random press/artists tent. The tent was filled with various musicians and comedians, who's name I won't drop (Lewis Black). Also, standing in the corner, by the keg, were two of the fattest, most disgusting looking guys I've ever seen. They immediately turned to us and yelled, "You two! You wanna drink?!" We aptly responded, "Fuck yes!" and walked over. So it was me, my photographer, and the fattys drinking out of a keg backstage at Bonnaroo. After a while, the two drunk men turned to us and said, "so who are you guys with?" We responded "The Boston Herald. Who are you with." The two drunk men yell, "WE'RE CNN!" That's right...I got drunk with CNN.

My theme song is the theme from Duck Tales. "Duck Tales, Woooooo"

My tempurpedic bed is my favorite way to end an evening.

If you have a pet, it better not be a lion. Those are terrible pets. Ruin your couches.

If I were a super hero, I would be Ant Man. No real reason why, I just like the idea of Ant Man.

The quickest way to my heart is entering through my chest. The quickest way to my bed is through my bedroom door. How else would you get there? and in the morning, I like my eggs cooked benedict.

The person I'd like to tell off most is Oh, I don't know. Glenn Beck maybe. But if I actually met him I'd probably wimp out and give him a fake smile. In all reality I'd probably not really say anything.

Cupcakes makes me sweat.

The movie version of my life should be titled "Leonard, Part 6"

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was interview Passion Pit.

Two things I can't live without are food and water. I think I'm answering these questions too literal. If you want to know my real answers, just email me.

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not sleeping, I'm awake. Just kidding. If I'm not sleeping I'm probably cooking breakfast or getting brunch.

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are segways and those shoes that turn into roller-skates. GOD I want those and envy those who have them.

My ideal mate has the brain of a humorist and the body of dramatist

Lollapalooza or Pitchfork

Deep dish or thin crust

Black or Cream and Sugar

Cats or Dogs

McCain or Barack

Starbucks or Intelligentsia

Improv Olympic or Second City

Art Institute or MCA

Fox News at 9 p.m. or WGN News at 9 p.m.

MySpace or Facebook

Wireless or landline

TV Land or MeTV

Whole Foods or Trader Joe's

Grab a Red Eye or bring a book for the commute

Yoga or aerobics

White linen or red checkered tablecloth

Lincoln Park or Wicker Park

Steak or sushi

Facets or Odd Obsessions

IKEA or used

Movies or Live Theater

Important Things with Demetri Martin or Chappelle's Show

Netflix or Blockbuster

Tribune or Sun-Times

Cow's milk or soy milk

Dinner and a movie or Pizza and a rental

Empty Bottle or Metro

NBC Office or BBC Office

Email or letters

Borders or Bookworks

Reckless Records or Best Buy

Chicago tap or Poland Spring

Gym workout or bike ride

Red Line or Blue Line

Instant Message or Text Message

PBS Frontline or PBS Mystery

El or Taxi

Old Style or Goose Island

Print News or Web News

White Sox or Cubs

Beer or wine

Goodman or Red Moon