One thing I love that everyone else hates is: country music.

One thing I hate that everyone else loves is: curry. I do not understand.

The first thing I do when I wake up is: hit the snooze once or twice, then wonder why I didn't go to bed earlier.

If I could change one thing about Chicago, it would be: Put a giant dome over the city and a big space-age machine to raise the temperature by 15-20 degrees year-round. Then take 50% of the drivers and dismantle their cars into bicycles, and plant some more trees. Oh wait, that's more than one thing. Ah well, whatever.

On a Saturday night you will likely find me: frustrated by the Brown line's operating hours.

My hottest feature is: My rad eyebrows.

Two albums everyone should own are: 'One Foot In The Grave' by Beck and 'Blonde on Blonde'

My theme song is long and epic, with several guitar and bass solos.

If you have a pet, it better not be poisonous or excessively stinky.

Makin' whoopee is my favorite way to end an evening.

The person I'd like to tell off most is Ayn Rand

A steep incline makes me sweat.

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not sleeping, I'm still awake and drunk.

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are lack of hygiene and sloth

My ideal mate has the brain of Tina Fey and the body of Tina Fey

Black or Cream and Sugar

Deep dish or thin crust

McCain or Barack

Starbucks or Intelligentsia

MySpace or Facebook

Grab a Red Eye or bring a book for the commute

Whole Foods or Trader Joe's

Green Mill or Hot House

Netflix or Blockbuster

Cow's milk or soy milk

Empty Bottle or Metro

Reckless Records or Best Buy

Instant Message or Text Message

Beer or wine