The meanest thing I have ever done is Make a mean face...!?!

The best thing about Chicago is: It's not Antarctica.

My most embarrassing moment was when: Well, whenever I fall or run into something. I said I have enough *social* grace to tool around the city. I said nothing about any physical grace.

My favorite physical activity is: How about activities? Dancing, biking, and, I confess...sex.

The advice I would give Mayor Daley is: Go in peace. No, really...just go.

I've been told I resemble this celebrity: Sometimes Madonna, sometimes Christina Ricci.

One thing I love that everyone else hates is: singing high-pitched songs like the Chipmunks. Or making high-pitched "wheet wheet wheet" noises.

One thing I hate that everyone else loves is: Money. Hence, I never seem to have it.

The first thing I do when I wake up is: Hit the snooze.

If I could change one thing about Chicago, it would be: closer to the Equator. What, did you think I would say it would be corruption-free? Tsk tsk! Let's live in the real world!

One thing people are surprised to find out about me is: That I am a nervous little bee inside my relatively calm exterior.

The first thing I look at in the Reader is: Straight Dope and Savage Love.

My hottest feature is: See, there is no consensus of opinion on this. Some say "hair." Some say "smile." Some say "eyes," and yet others say boobs but you know, hotness is in the eye of the beholder, no?

The question they should ask here is: Here's a question I'd ask--Why aren't we liberals a friendlier bunch?

If I were a super hero, I would be Captain Obvious

The person I'd like to tell off most is likely a conservative U.S. senator

The movie version of my life should be titled damn, Damn, DAMN!!!

Two things I can't live without are family and coffee

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are closed-mindedness and B.O.

Black or Cream and Sugar

McCain or Barack

Deep dish or thin crust

Starbucks or Intelligentsia

Art Institute or MCA

Fox News at 9 p.m. or WGN News at 9 p.m.

MySpace or Facebook

Wireless or landline

Grab a Red Eye or bring a book for the commute

Green Mill or Hot House

Important Things with Demetri Martin or Chappelle's Show

Evanston or Oak Park

Cow's milk or soy milk

Dinner and a movie or Pizza and a rental

Email or letters

Chicago tap or Poland Spring

Gym workout or bike ride

Marshall Field's or Macy's

Red Line or Blue Line

Instant Message or Text Message

El or Taxi

Beer or wine